Obama's Not Stupid Enough to Secretly Kill You With a Vaccine

Look, I think there are some scientific arguments against vaccination. It’s possible that vaccines early in life can weaken a child’s immune system by not allowing the child to create anti-bodies naturally, without the aid of an inoculation. Some think that childhood vaccines could cause autism, although that may have been debunked.

But do you really think the swine flu vaccine is a secret plot by the government to kill you or inject a tracking device into your bloodstream? Even if you don’t like Obama and think he’s a Socialist or Fascist, you have to know that he’s not willing to jeopardize his career or the future of the Democratic party. If massive deaths resulted from the swine flu vaccine, or if researchers found tracking devices in the bodies of recipients of the vaccine, it would probably not be good for Obama’s approval ratings or for Democrats in the 2010 mid-term elections. I don’t think Obama’s stupid enough to risk that.

Beck: Will you take your chances with the swine flu or the vaccine? Will you take the vaccine, give it to your children? How much do you trust your government? I think that’s the main question.

Stewart: Wait, when did that become the main question? I always thought the main question was, “Does the vaccine promote the growth of H1N1 antibodies that could help ward off infection?”. I think the virus is more interested in killing you then the government is. But I guess I’m just one of those, “pasteurized-milk drinkers”.