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Chuck Norris Can Reach a Conclusion without Any Evidence
Turns out, there are more facts about Chuck Norris than his ability to slam a revolving door or win a game of Connect Four in only three moves or touch MC Hammer. He’s now capable of making Glenn Beck look sane.
In a column for World Net Daily, Norris strings together conspiracy theory after conspiracy to speculate as to why President Obama signed an executive order granting certain immunities to INTERPOL. You know, the same immunities granted to all international organizations under the International Organizations Immunities Act that serve to protect foreign nations from having their classified records and data searched and seized by the US government. The same immunities that even Fox News panelists described as “benign”.
But let’s see what Chuck has to say:
I’m not quite sure I follow, Chuck. It sounds like you’re criticizing Obama for trying terrorists in civilian courts rather than military courts, and then you speculate that he plans to use INTERPOL to keep details and evidence from these trials away from the public. That’s odd, since “civilian trials must be open to the public, while military tribunals can be held in secret”. But do go on.
You mind providing a link to these claims that Obama has defended “Islamic extremists like the Fort Hood shooter or Northwest flight 253’s attempted bomber”? I guess Chuck Norris doesn’t need to click on a link to get to a website. He just stares at the computer screen and the website comes to him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to hide things in a secret vault. They hide themselves because they fear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has got the backs of those who are attacking our country … by giving them a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to see proof of birth. Chuck Norris simply decides who is allowed to be born and where.