Communist, Liberal, Muslim, Nazi Astronauts

Man. Looks like NASA’s in on that communist, liberal, Hollywood conspiracy known as “global warming”.

Well, now that I think about, NASA also staged that fake moon landing back in the 60’s. So maybe they’ve been a part of communist conspiracies this whole time. But then again, the moon landing was part of the Space Race, an effort to prove our dicks were bigger than the Soviets’. Oh fuck! Logical paradox! KABOOM!