Alright, so the title is actually a play on an inside joke I have about a former employer (quite a quirky guy) showing off his home in a local news segment. Particularly when he says “HOUSE – lower the attic stairs” at around the 1:45 mark:
Guess you had to be there. But seriously. It’ll be a long time before there’s another chance to pass meaningful health care reform legislation. It’ll be a lot easier to get the things you want if you’re starting from what the Senate bill offers than if you’re starting from what we have now.
HOUSE – PASS THE SENATE BILL!
Communist, Liberal, Muslim, Nazi Astronauts
Man. Looks like NASA’s in on that communist, liberal, Hollywood conspiracy known as “global warming”.
Well, now that I think about, NASA also staged that fake moon landing back in the 60′s. So maybe they’ve been a part of communist conspiracies this whole time. But then again, the moon landing was part of the Space Race, an effort to prove our dicks were bigger than the Soviets’. Oh fuck! Logical paradox! KABOOM!