Communist, Liberal, Muslim, Nazi Astronauts

Man. Looks like NASA’s in on that communist, liberal, Hollywood conspiracy known as “global warming”.

Well, now that I think about, NASA also staged that fake moon landing back in the 60′s. So maybe they’ve been a part of communist conspiracies this whole time. But then again, the moon landing was part of the Space Race, an effort to prove our dicks were bigger than the Soviets’. Oh fuck! Logical paradox! KABOOM!

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HOUSE – Pass The Senate Bill

Alright, so the title is actually a play on an inside joke I have about a former employer (quite a quirky guy) showing off his home in a local news segment. Particularly when he says “HOUSE – lower the attic stairs” at around the 1:45 mark:

Guess you had to be there. But seriously. It’ll be a long time before there’s another chance to pass meaningful health care reform legislation. It’ll be a lot easier to get the things you want if you’re starting from what the Senate bill offers than if you’re starting from what we have now.

HOUSE – PASS THE SENATE BILL!

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Plouffe To Return To White House

Awesome. I wish he had never left. This shouldn’t just be about campaigning for 2010 midterms. It should be an ongoing campaign of policies so we can drown out the noise coming from the teabaggers.

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The New Campaign

While watching Obama’s town hall style meeting in Elyria, Ohio this afternoon (Fox News, of course, wasn’t broadcasting it), I could think of only one thing – he gets it. To turn momentum back in favor of the Democratic party, Obama needs to go back on the campaign trail. He’s not campaigning for an upcoming election. Instead, he’s campaigning for the enthusiasm of the base.

Without a doubt, the Massachusetts Special Election was a setback. But as big of a blow as losing a 60 vote super-majority may have been, there’s something much bigger at stake. Unless the president does something to rekindle the enthusiasm of 2008, the Democratic party is in danger of having a generation of young voters simply saying, “fuck it”.

There are plenty of reasons for Scott Brown’s victory in the Massachusetts Special Election, including Martha Coakley simply being a shitty, shitty candidate. But the most disheartening of the reasons was that only “15% of Massachusetts citizens between the ages of 18-29 turned out to vote.”

Right now, the base is demoralized, unenthused, complacent and dispassionate. Meanwhile, Republican voters are fueled by hyperbolic conspiracy theories about America’s freedom being destroyed by a Socialist, Fascist, Marxist, Muslim, Nazi regime. They truly believe this shit. But while they’re out there fueled by a fantasy of fighting Communist Nazis, we’re busy rallying around Conan O’Brien. It’s time to rally the base again and bring back that 2008 feeling.

Part of what this campaign needs to accomplish is to begin a new narrative for the President. In part, this narrative needs to lay out his agenda for the next year in terms of policy. Obama needs to show a commitment to passing health care reform and explain his reasons for financial regulation. But more importantly, this narrative needs to tell the story of the obstructionist strategy that Republicans in Congress are taking. Not enough people understand the process around passing legislation. Without getting too nuanced, Obama needs to get this through to young voters, and get them angry over the exploitation of the filibuster rule.

The upcoming State of the Union Address is a perfect opportunity to launch this new campaign. It’s a tall order, especially when you’re going up against windmill fighters. But if anyone has the platform and the ability to motivate and inspire, it’s Barack Obama.

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The Strategy For 2010

Despite what anyone says, the result from the Massachusetts special election is not a repudiation on health care reform, President Obama, or Liberalism. Instead this was a perfect storm of 10% unemployment, opposition enthusiasm that always occurs in off-year elections, and a really shitty candidate in Martha Coakley. Regardless, the Democratic Party got caught napping, and we could use a good kick in the ass to wake us up.

I was all set to write a lengthy post laying out a plan for how we can rejuvenate the base and restore the enthusiasm we had in 2008. Turns out, Matthew Yglesias, a much smarter man than I, already wrote it, and you should read the whole thing.

By threatening to kill [the health care reform bill], moderates have consistently been able to water it down. The results have sapped the enthusiasm of Obama’s base, while also tying the president to the much-less-popular institution of Congress. To avoid a disaster in the midterms, the White House needs to reverse this trend: it needs to pick a battle it can afford to lose. The ideal candidate is the financial regulatory reform package …

This is an issue where the administration can afford to draw lines in the sand and refuse to compromise….

Then the president can do what progressives would have liked to have seen him do on health care—tour the country denouncing opponents of his agenda as corporate stooges, desperately in hock to special interests….

The key thing, however, is that if they don’t get spooked, the White House can afford to take the legislative defeat and play for a political win. Thus, Obama’s been hobbled by the need to take on issues like the stimulus and health care where everyone knows he can’t walk away from the table. Those are the cards he was dealt, but it’s made him look weak. A good loss, by contrast, could be an opportunity to show some much-needed toughness.

I’d also like to add that by not compromising and “playing to lose”, the White House can make “Republican obstructionism” the narrative of 2010. In doing so, Obama will educate the public on the Republican party’s overuse of the filibuster and how that is what’s preventing us from achieving the “change” we all want. Additionally, by refusing to compromise, proposed legislation will have a shorter lifetime on the floor and be subject to less misinformation and hyperbolic demagoguery from the far right.

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Compromise

Alright, teabaggers. I’ll meet you half way. Let’s agree that he’s not a Nazi, but he is a socialist.

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America, Fuck Yeah!

A depressing day:

I can tell you when this country will get real health care reform. It will come when insurance premiums are so high, and when so many people die from lack of health care, and when so many people go bankrupt from paying medical bills, and when the rest of the system is so dysfunctional that when the tea partiers have a protest in Washington, only three people will show up. That’s when there will be real health care reform.

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Food Replicators. Awesome.

My biggest fear in life is that a lot of the cool inventions and advancements in technology prevalent in science fiction won’t happen in my life time. But it seems like and early version of food replicators may be in the works:

Cornucopia is a concept design for a personal food factory that brings the versatility of the digital world to the realm of cooking. In essence, it is a three dimensional printer for food, which works by storing, precisely mixing, depositing and cooking layers of ingredients.

This would go well with a glass of synthehol.

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Acting Tough

In high school (and all of this is still the case), I never put on a tough guy facade (although I was, and still am, a metalhead), I never talked shit to anyone, and I never threatened anyone. I was always nice to people, I was easy to get along with, and in general, I was always sensitive to other people’s feelings.

And you know what? No one ever fucked with me and no one ever tried to beat me up. Actually, I’ve never been in a fight in my entire life. You know why? Because I’m not an asshole and I don’t piss people off. No one’s angry at me or has any desire to fuck with me.

This idea that we have to “act tough”, or terrorists will attack us, is just fucking stupid.

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Politifact Weighs In on the INTERPOL Nontroversy

Politifact gives Gingrich’s statement that Executive Order 12425 could, “lead to a number of investigations by Interpol in the United States, potentially aimed at American officials” a rating of “Pants on Fire”:

The key problem with this notion is that Interpol couldn’t investigate CIA or American officials, because Interpol doesn’t do investigations. Although Interpol is often portrayed in movies as an international police force, solving crimes and arresting bad guys, its actual purposes are modest: It helps police organizations in different countries communicate and coordinate actions, provides databases of crime information (fingerprints, stolen artwork, names of suspected terrorists), training and other support services. It doesn’t arrest anyone, and doesn’t even have its own officers. Instead, police forces from around the world loan their officers to the organization. …

That’s exactly what Gingrich’s claims are: conspiracy theories, based on wild conjecture, not reality. For fanning the flames of paranoia, Gringrich’s claims earn a Pants on Fire.

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